The immensely popular viral video “Sh*t Girls Say” may have spawned a host of spin-offs, but none are more accurate than this take on things that every parent says at one point or another. “Do you pay the bills in this house?” Ah, yes, we’ve said it many times before.

In “Stuff Parents Say,” one man runs through the gamut of tried-and-true parental catchphrases, including, “No matter what happens, you can always come to me” and “Did you take the trash out?”

There are even phrases with modern flair, like, “Who is dubstep?” (Clearly parents need to read more FW.) Check it out below. Then go finish your homework!