Rihanna Reveals She Hasn’t Been on a Date in Two Years + More in Vogue
More photos and quotes from Rihanna‘s red hot November Vogue cover have surfaced, and the Bajan beauty is a sexy nature nymph in the spread. Despite her infinite hotness, she hasn’t been on a date in two years! TWO YEARS? What gives?
First things first. RiRi is dressed in bright, jewel-toned couture, and posed in the desert, a forest, on the open road and while crawling on rocks. It’s a clever juxtaposition. She’s also not super scantily clad, leaving little to the imagination. Here, she’s all dressed up, and cleans up nicely.
But the real excitement comes in RiRi’s revelations in the feature. We learn she drinks wine and is on time for the interview. Of course, the topic of her famous ex comes up for discussion.
On her relationship status and being surrounded by “too many vaginas”: Her Facebook update would read “single.” She has not been on a date “in forever. Like two years. Haven’t gone to the movies, to dinner. Zero.” Well, when you are the hottest and busiest pop star working today, dating tends to be secondary, since you release an album-a-year, and you tend to intimidate dudes! She finished, “I would love to go on a date. You don’t think that? I’m a woman. A young woman, vibrant, and I love to have fun. And I have too many vaginas around me at this point. Seriously, all I want is a guy to take me out and make me laugh for a good hour and take my a– back home. He doesn’tqq even have to come up. All I want is a conversation for an hour.” Hear that, potential RiRi suitors?
On why she is dateless: The boys must be shy. “No one asks. Trust me on that. I’m waiting for the man who’s ballsy enough to deal with me. I’m going to wait, though. You always find the wrong s— when you go looking,” RiRi said. Or perhaps her revelation that she still loves Chris Brown scared dudes off? All this dating talk is a moot point anyway, since it’s a foregone conclusion that RiRi and Breezy are still in love and will eventually go public with a renewed relationship.
On her Coachella drug usage: Photos surfaced and set off a flurry of rumors. Ri wants you to know it was NOT cocaine hat she was doing. “They knew what it was,” the ‘Diamonds’ singer said of her critics. disputing that it was the white, powdery stuff. “They knew it was marijuana. It was completely clear to them. I just thought it was uncalled for. I don’t do cocaine. I don’t like being associated with anything that’s untrue.”
On her super short new pixie cut: That wasn’t planned. “Spur of the moment,” RiRi told the fashion bible.
On the media’s obsession with her and Chris Brown: She is going to stop caring what the press thinks, since “they’re not on the inside. They can’t see what I see, unless they’re sitting in my point of view. I guess I’ll learn to accept that.” She was not thrown off her game by Breezy and Drake both being at the VMAs, given the big bottle battle in NYC that was supposedly about her. “It was easy. No problems,” she said about the VMAs. She also dismissed their feud and the NYC fracas, chalking it up to the fact that “I wasn’t even there. It had nothing to do with me.” Oh RiRi, we’d bet it had everything to do with you.
On her “friendship” with Breezy: She was not as revelatory with Vogue as she was with Oprah. “To the world, I feel like there’s no closure,” the singer said. “There’s some obsession that’s continued even throughout when we weren’t friends or couldn’t be friends at all. Hated each other. The world hasn’t let go. They haven’t seen any progress in our friendship.”
The real progress remains to be seen!
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