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Turtles and tortoises may move a bit slowly, but they make up for it in other ways.

Like being really territorial and aggressively biting whatever comes near their food, for instance. And then there's the alligator snapping turtle, which has a bite force of 1,000 pounds per square inch—that's a stronger bite than a lion, bear or great white shark. Wouldn't want to let your fingers wander too close to one of those guys.

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