This Week’s Dumb Crooks – Stealing Marshall ATM Epic Fail

So you want to steal? First, get a job morons. Second, to quote Jim Carrey in the movie Liar, Liar - "Stop breaking the law, a--hole!"

That's why seeing karma rear its blissful head to some thieves trying to steal an ATM at a Marshall, TX gas station is so wonderful to see. Watch the "attempt" below.

This happened at the EZ Mart on W. Pinecrest Drive in Marshall according to KETK.

These guys seem to have no fear and are just taking their time trying to remove the ATM. If the truck pull with a chain isn't gonna remove it, kicking it certaintly won't do the trick. Idiots.

Hopefully the attendant and person in the truck at the pump were in a safe place calling police.

The red truck involved was also reported stolen. It is an extended cab Chevrolet with Texas plates AC11120 according to KETK. If you have any information on the truck theft or attempted ATM theft, contact Marshall police at 903-935-4575 or Harrison County Crime Stoppers at 903-935-9969.