WARNING: This story will have your ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend/ex-lover totally BUGGIN' out.

This Valentine's Day, the El Paso Zoo wants you to name one of their ugly cockroaches after your least favorite exes. The special offer is called "Quit Bugging Me". How fitting! The zoo will even feed them to meerkats, live and on location, with a livestream included! Tune in to their Facebook page on Valentine's Day at 2:15 p.m.

I have got quite a few exes to name these cockroaches, so let me go dig in my little piggybank for a good cause.