To celebrate sticking it to those pesky Mayans and living to see 2013, Beyonce and Nicki Minaj will both make appearances at parties on New Year's Eve. Beyonce will make $4 million at hers, and Minaj - who can't seem to keep her boobs in her shirt - will score a $5 million paycheck.

Maybe because she can't keep her boobs in her shirt.

While Beyonce will perform at a private show for 700 guests at the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas, Minaj will be nearby hosting an event at the PURE nightclub.

Assuming Minaj sticks around for two hours, that means she'll earn $42,000 per minute. What we're saying is she and Beyonce will make more in the time it took you to read this article than most people make all year.

No details on whether or not Nicki will sing (and we use that term loosely), but with tickets to the fete costing upwards of $100 per person and a staggering appearance fee, she better be ringing in the New Year with more than just a nipslip.