Who wants to be a fake millionaire?

The Minneapolis Star Tribune reports a man in Minneapolis tried to pay for a purchase at a CVS Monday with a $1 million bill. The only problem, of course, is a $1 million bill is about as real Santa Claus.

The man asked for a $50 phone card, a pack of cigarettes and an Almond Joy before handing the clerk the phony money. The employee said the man then disappeared with his merchandise without paying.

The suspect is described as black, around 20 years old with a shaved head. He's about 5 feet, 9 inches tall, and weighs 140 pounds. If you see him, make sure to catch him before he heads off in his fake stretch limousine.

[The Minneapolis Star Tribune]