Sir, is that a missile launcher in your luggage, or are you just happy to see me? This story sounds like it was supposed to be a Florida man, but nope, it was an East Texan!

A man from Jacksonville packed a missile launcher in his luggage, after returning from his military service in Kuwait! Feds and TSA at Baltimore/Washington International Thurgood Marshall Airport found it in his suitcase today (June 29), according to EastTexasMatters.com. Apparently, it was not live and he said he wanted to keep it as a souvenir! Crazy thing is, he was allowed to carry on (no pun intended) with his flight home!