Bumbling Burglar Trips Over His Own Pants During Escape
This burglar really ought to think about stealing a belt.
Spinning Boy Endures Hilariously Adorable Walking Fail
What happens to this kid is no surprise, but it's still funny. Very funny.
Popeyes Is Making Chicken With Cookies and What Is Happening With the World?
Popeyes and chicken go together like cookies and milk, which is to say the chain believes chicken and cookies go together.
Distracted Texting Woman Plunges 6 Feet Down Open Sidewalk Door
This is not what they mean when they say "flip phone."
Dope Tries to Steal ATM With Backhoe, Abysmally Fails
Never send a machine to do a man's job.
Mom Allegedly Pulled Child’s Teeth With Pliers in Walmart Bathroom
A woman is in some serious trouble for the dangerous way she takes care of her child's oral hygiene.
Supremely Gifted Man on Water Slide Owns Summer
Summer is coming and no one is more ready than this guy.
What Exactly Is That Red Juice in Your Package of Steak?
Surprise -- it's not blood.
‘Will Robots Take My Job?’ Is the Website That Predicts Your Demise
Technology is great -- until you end up on the unemployment line.
Angry Pedestrian Gets the Most Fitting Punishment Imaginable
Don't walk and yell.
Insensitive Teacher Awards Student ‘Most Likely to Be a Terrorist’ Honor
We all know teachers don't love all of their students, but letting the world know just how little you think of them is a really bad idea.
Fearless Woman Jumps on Car Hood to Stop Carjacker
This woman was not going to give up without a fight.