kris humphries

A year and a half after separating and countless tumultuous legal battles later, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are finally divorced.

Even though their heavily televised marriage lasted a mere 72 days, Kim Kardashian swore under oath in a nine hour deposition that she did, in fact, love Kris Humphries.

Kim Kardashian had a major miscarriage scare this week, with some reports pinning it on Kris Humphries. And he didn't like that very much.

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian have been attempting to divorce longer than they were ever together, and it looks like they're finally making some headway to further their irrelevance.

Yes we said adulterous affair. Why? Well, as reported from last week of the alleged sex-tape featuring rapper Kanye West and a "Kim Kardashian look-a-like", rumors are now swirling that the sex-tape is actually Kanye and Kimmy K. So, why is this a big deal? Two words: KRIS HUMPHRIES!

How can a lawyer get a subpoena to a busy and hard-to-find man like Kanye West? Divorce attorneys for Kris Humphries took a unique approach when they had it delivered to the fashion-conscious rapper at Kim Kardashian‘s house inside a Nordstrom box, TMZ reports.

On Tuesday, the Brooklyn Nets said that Kim Kardashian’s ex, Kris Humphries, is returning to the team this upcoming season. And Humphries used that as a good opportunity to diss Kanye West on Twitter.

Ay yi yi. Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian have been split up almost more than three times as long as they were married, but that doesn’t mean the former couple’s drama is over. Reports are rampant that Humphries suspects that K.K. was hooking up with her current beau, Kanye West, behind his back. Why does he think so?

Kris Humphries will be sporting a Nets jersey this season for a measly 8 million dollars.

Kris Humphries finally found some work. With the NBA lockout and his recent divorce from the infamous heart breaker Kim Kardashian he needs a pick-me-up. Kris will be sporting Sector watches this season instead of a basketball.

It’s messy enough when a mortal couple gets divorced, but when it’s a wealthy celebrity pair like Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, things get even more complicated. Case in point: after Kardashian pulled the plug on her much-hyped 72-day marriage to her NBA player husband, many wondered who’d get custody of her massive 20-carat diamond engagement ring.

So, has the shock of Kim Kardashian divorcing Kris Humphries after 72 days of wedded bliss worn off yet? Good thing the news broke on Halloween because we were so depressed, we needed to drown our sorrows in bucketfuls of fun size Milky Ways. Like many a divorcee, though, we will soldier on. Let’s start the healing process with 14 jokes about Kim and Kris’ marriage.