Kim Kardashian and Kanye West don't just have trouble in streets peppered with sign posts.
They also have trouble in their own self-absorbed paradise. Pretty much the entire planet swears they're destined to break up when -- if not before -- their baby is born this summer.
Kanye West went bonkers on the paparazzi today (May 10) after he banged his head on a metal parking sign outside of a Los Angeles eatery.
You are traveling through another dimension ... a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land in which Kim Kardashian and Kanye West don't want free stuff.
From our "Completely Unnecessary But Totally Hilarious" file is Ray J's new diss track single 'I Hit It First,' which celebrates his claim to fame. The singer is the first dude to be with Kim Kardashian (on camera, at least) and thereby helped create her cult of personality, thanks to the sex tape the two made. No one knew who she was before that. So we have him to blame for the countless reality shows. In the song, he also takes shots at Kanye West, the father of Double K's unborn baby.
From the moment news broke that Kim Kardashian was pregnant with Kanye West's baby, it was clear that they were destined to take up the mantle of "most ridiculous baby name." (Watch your back, Paltrow.)
Now a "close friend" of Kim's says, “Kayne likes the name Khrist.” For realzies.
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian may have even egos bigger than the latter's derriere, but that doesn't mean they don't have senses of humor about themselves.
Case in point? The rumored name of their Kimye spawn ... which we're hoping to God (more on that in a second) is a joke.
Even though their heavily televised marriage lasted a mere 72 days, Kim Kardashian swore under oath in a nine hour deposition that she did, in fact, love Kris Humphries.
Kim Kardashian had a major miscarriage scare this week, with some reports pinning it on Kris Humphries.
And he didn't like that very much.
March 4, 2013 Kim Kardashian knows how to keep her name in the media, and has no problem doing so. The reality show diva and her baby-daddy, Kanye West, collectively, have no problem sharing their love with the public. Hence the racy cover of French magazine, L'Officiel Hommes.
It's been a while since Kim Kardashian's womb has grabbed any headlines, so Kris Jenner an inside source let it leak that the Kimye babye will in fact be a girl.
Who will hopefully have better taste in clothes than her mother.
Knowing that there’s pretty much nothing Kim Kardashian won’t do for a spotlight, we have a hard time believing her claims that she's going to leave ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ after the ninth season and go off to live a more private life.
