The E! Network’s favorite family—the Kardashians—have become mega-celebrities over the past five or so years. Their show, ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians,’ continues to move along strongly season after season, making them a household name. To prove that, there is virtually no one in America who does not know who at least one member of the Kardashian clan is, Kim in particular.

Their reality show is a constant vacuum of absurd story lines and problems that are all-too-un-relatable to everyday people. However, for some reason, America has a fascination with kinsfolk, both the Kardashians and the Jenners. From reality TV to business ventures to modeling to doing absolutely nothing, each one in the family seems to have become an A-lister for various reasons (some more easily explainable than others). But the truth is, despite the view from many people, it’s the family who is having the last laugh… mainly all the way to the bank.

So why do we rank them? Well, come on, it’s the Kardashians!

Kim Kardashian


We swear it’s not the sex tape that got her to the first spot. Okay, so maybe that’s part of it. Seriously, did you see it? It’s… sorry; we just lost our train of thought. Anyway, Kim’s got her hand in anything from reality TV to clothing to modeling. She’s someone who has taken full advantage of her celebrity and made herself quite a nice little life with it.

From sex tape to celebrity – we can think of quite a few people who are trying to follow that path. But we won’t name them here… yet.

Bruce Jenner

How can you hate on Bruce Jenner? Sure, the guy’s face looks like it’s been stretched back time and time again like a piece of ham over a bowling ball but still, he’s funny as hell. Talk about a guy sticking out amid a group of crazies. Among all of the dark-haired beauties there hovers this blond haired ghoul-like creature. Anyhow, we gotta love Bruce.

Kendall & Kylie Jenner

Following in the tradition of successful Kardashian women—yet having the surname Jenner—Kendall and Kylie are doing just that. Growing up in the spotlight is never easy. However, these two seem to be doing just fine with it.

Khloe Kardashian

Kloe’s the bad girl of the group, which is definitely not a negative … it can be quite hot. While it seems that she’s gotten a lot of flack from people in the past, the truth remains that she has quite a few things the other girls don’t. For example, Kloe’s the one with the best sense of humor, and what guy doesn’t love that? She also seems pretty kinky too.

Kourtney Kardashian

Whenever we see this girl she’s pregnant. Right? It’s funny considering that her and Scott Disick always seem to be at each other’s throats. Regardless, the couple keeps pushing forward together. Maybe it’s love. We’re not sure. But then again, they don’t even sleep in the same room. Yeah, we’ve watched the show…

Kris Kardashian Jenner

If you’ve ever watched Kristen Wiig’s impression of Kris on Saturday Night Live then you’ve got a fantastic idea what we’re thinking here. Kris is the fourth daughter, the one who yens for her youth. She’s the manager of all Kardashian business and is obviously quite good at her job.

You’ve got some good offspring, Kris. Just be happy with that and forget about youth.

Robert Kardashian, Jr.

Rob… does… something?