A 21-year-old man in a suburb of Chicago was caught going nearly 70 MPH over the allotted speed limit in his area, and busted by police. The reason? 

"To try go have sex with this girl I like." That was the reason Zachary Ramirez offered to police.

The Chicago-Sun Times reported that police were not amused. While a search of his car was underway, police found marijuana. He was arrested, but is now free after on $200 bond and the speed-demon was charged with reckless driving, and possession of a controlled substance.

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