Passing gas is a natural bodily function and regardless of it being gross it isn't worth trying to stab someone.

According to KSAT ABC 12, a shopper at a Dollar General store in Dania Beach, Florida  while standing in the check-out line on Sunday (November 25th.) Shanetta Wilson, age 37, 'cut the cheese' and reportedly got into an argument with another customer in the line, John Walker, who commented on her fart.

Wilson allegedly brandished a "lock back knife" from her bag, opened it, and told Walker she would "gut" him.

Shanetta left the store, but was later apprehended by authorities.

Police say she is accused of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.

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