It doesn’t look like Kim Porter will ever getting that ring, poor thang.

It’s not because Diddy doesn’t have marriage on the brain, it’s just that the mother of 60% of his kids isn’t his “ideal woman.” Close friends with fellow rap mogul Jay-Z and his wife Beyonce, Diddy said: “I’d love to have what Jay and Beyonce have. “My ideal woman has to have intellect and soul. I don’t woo them with flowers, I need to know they like me for real.” Despite never having wed, Diddy has five children by three partners and is stepfather to another child. But he wants more – and says hearing David Beckham and Victoria are expecting again has made him more determined. He said: “I last saw Beckham a couple months ago. We are both proud fathers. That’s what our friendship is about, not being stars or artists. “We ask how are kids are doing. I’m so happy he’s got another on the way. I hope he has as many as me. I want more.”

I hope Kim keeps her ovaries locked up until he puts a ring on it!